Ow!!! Sympathies for the face, the human yuckage (geez, who doesn't stop when someone smacks down like that?) and the dead Treo.

Janet, having really fair Irish skin, used to get the most astonishing sets of bruises from karate. Unloading groceries, I had the odd experience of getting stared daggers by the clerks and the women in the checkout line. "Leave him honey, cuz he ain't worth it, uh-uh!" :)