The two-word meme

Boy, it's a long time since I did a silly meme like this. :-) But I find this one appealingly poetic.

Ganked from many corners including navrins? [no, apparently I was conflating with other recent memes], bethr? [ditto], awhyzip, greenlily.

1. Explain what ended your last relationship? conflicting choices
2. When was the last time you shaved? Friday morning
3. What were you doing this morning at 8 a.m.? paying bills
4. What were you doing 15 minutes ago? tasty sandwich
5. Are you any good at math? passed calculus
6. Your prom night? worked punchbowl!
7. Do you have any famous ancestors? doubt it
8. Have you had to take a loan out for school? thanks, Dad...
9. Do you know the words to the song on your myspace profile? not applicable
10. Last thing received in the mail? bank statements
11. How many different beverages have you had today? coffee, water
12. Do you ever leave messages on people's answering machine? almost always
13. Who did you lose your CONCERT virginity to? Duran Duran
14. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach? when sentimental
15. What's the most painful dental procedure you've had? braces tightened
16. What is out your back door? dilapidated fence
17. Any plans for Friday night? magid's zmirot
18. Do you like what the ocean does to your hair? beachy goodness!
19. Have you ever received one of those big tins of 3 different popcorns? office gift
20. Have you ever been to a planetarium? Adler, Chicago
21. Do you re-use towels after you shower? change biweekly
22. Some things you are excited about? remedial sleep
23. What is your favorite flavor of JELLO? (goyische) lime
24. Describe your keychain(s)? Brandeis medallion
25. Where do you keep your change? Wedgwood dish
26. When was the last time you spoke in front of a large group of people? Margaret Ghost?
27. What kind of winter coat do you own? biker jacket
28. What was the weather like on your graduation day? super windy
29. Do you sleep with the door to your room open or closed? darkest possible


( Part 2, shortly thereafter )