Rampant plagiarism in the Chinese literary world
Thursday, February 26th, 2026 03:09 am"It cannot read the human heart" by Yan Ge (b/1984), London Review of Books Blog (2/20/26)
Since November 2024, a book influencer on RedNote has been publishing posts featuring side-by-side excerpts from works by different authors that contained similar, and in many cases identical, sentences and paragraphs. Among those whose sentences, similes, descriptions, scenes and plotlines appeared to have been copied and pasted were Eileen Chang, Hsien-yung Pai, William Faulkner, Orhan Pamuk, Annie Proulx and Gabriel García Márquez. The perpetrators of the apparent plagiarism were a number of contemporary Chinese authors.
‘Why are so many writers “borrowing” from others’ work?’ my friend asked. ‘Is this some kind of open secret in the literary world?’
I had no answer. In more than twenty years as a writer, I have previously encountered only a couple of incidents of outright literary theft (as opposed to quotation or allusion). Both times, I was baffled by it. Plagiarism, it seems to me, is a humiliating admission of artistic failure.
Digging deeper into the causes for the widespread plagiarism that she was encountering, Yan discovered one potential reason for the rapid rise in these corrupt practice cases:
The discovery was made possible by AI-powered plagiarism-checking applications, but some people have suggested that the plagiarism itself may have been fostered by the use of large language models. Given the data that AI models are trained on, wasn’t it possible – inevitable, even – that any writer who used AI for prompting or editing would end up copying, inadvertently, the work of others? The trouble is that much of the apparent plagiarism was published in the early 2000s or the 1990s. So unless someone invents a time machine, the theory doesn’t hold.
Moreover, says Yan,
If plagiarism is defined as having sentences flagged as identical by a checker, then so be it. But the software can only scan texts mechanically; it cannot read the human heart … This so-called reader who exposed the identical texts, you are not a reader in any real sense. You just used the software, being too lazy to read anything yourself … You are merely a reader who is not illiterate.
There is yet one more outré hypothesis about what may have served to promote plagiarism:
Other online analysts noted that a number of the authors involved had attended creative writing MFA programmes, which have been a feature of Chinese universities for the last fifteen years or so. ‘So this is how they teach writing in the universities,’ people speculated. ‘They simply get the students to memorise the classics and graft the masters’ sentences into their imitations.’ The opinion echoed a long-running scepticism towards the institutionalisation – or, as some would have it, the industrialisation – of writing.
In the final analysis, after consulting with another friend, Yan came to the conclusion that the plagiarizers were doing it for money. Creative writing, especially for state-funded journals, is so highly lucrative that, if you steadily churn out one or two stories a month for them, before long you will be in the top five per cent income bracket.
Yan has been writing in English in addition to Mandarin and Sichuanese. Her first English book is a 2023 short story collection Elsewhere: stories. Reviewer Chelsea Leu wrote
Yan Ge’s English debut is preoccupied with language, its failures, and its relationship to human emotions and the raw reality – the 'food' – of life. … These stories map out the distance between the head and the gut – the way language can fail to convey the deepest, most visceral facts of life."
Reviewer Sindya Bhanoo wrote that the stories "explore the power of language across the Chinese diaspora to either bring people together or push them apart."
If there's not a dramatic turnaround soon, these practices will take all of the fun out of writing — and reading.
Selected readings
- "Tik Tok and Red Book" (1/19/25)
- "AI plagiarism" (1/4/24)
- "John McIntyre on varieties of plagiarism" (3/30/13)
[h.t. John Rohsenow and thanks to Jing Hu]]
Posts claim Kash Patel's flight to Milan cost taxpayers $400K. That estimate seems a little high
Wednesday, February 25th, 2026 11:50 pmA New Irritant.
Wednesday, February 25th, 2026 09:08 pmAs I said here, my wife and I are reading Paul Scott’s Raj Quartet, and I’ve gotten to another passage of sufficient Hattic interest to post. One of the protagonists is Hari Kumar, who was raised by his father Duleep to be a perfect Englishman; in this section we are learning about Duleep’s background:
Duleep Kumar was the youngest of a family of four boys and three girls. Perhaps a family of seven children was counted auspicious, for after his birth (in 1888) it seemed for several years that his parents were satisfied and intended no further addition. […] Of the four brothers only Duleep completed the course at the Government Higher School and went on to the Government College. His family thought that to study at the college was a waste of time, so they opposed the plan, but finally gave in. In later years he was fond of quoting figures from the provincial census taken round about this time, that showed a male population of twenty-four and a half million and a female population of twenty-three million. Of the males one and a half million were literate; of the females less than fifty-six thousand, a figure which did not include his three elder sisters. His father and brothers were literate in the vernacular, semi-literate in English. It was because as a youth Duleep had acquired a good knowledge of the language of the administrators that he began to accompany his father on visits to petition the sub-divisional officer, and had the first intimations of the secrets hidden behind the bland face of the white authority. There grew in him a triple determination – to break away from a landlocked family tradition, to become a man who instead of requesting favours, granted them, and to save Shalini from the ignorance and domestic tyranny not only his other sisters but his two elder brothers’ wives seemed to accept uncomplainingly as all that women could hope for from the human experience. When Shalini was three years old he began to teach her her letters in Hindi. When she was five she could read in English.
Duleep was now sixteen years old. The Government College to which he had gained admittance was at the other end of the earth: a hundred miles away. His mother wept at his going. His brothers scoffed. His elder sisters and sisters-in-law looked at him as if he were setting out on some shameful errand. His father did not understand, but gave him his blessing the night before his departure and in the morning accompanied him to the railway station in a doolie drawn by bullocks.
And perhaps that is when what could be called the tragedy of Duleep Kumar began. He was a boy whose passion for achievement was always just that much greater than his ability to achieve. And it was a passion that had become used to the constant irritants of home. Far removed from there, in the company of boys of diverse backgrounds but similar ambitions, the original sense of frustration upon which these passions had thrived began to diminish. Here, everyone was in the same boat, but as the BA course progressed he became uncomfortably aware of the process that separated the quickwitted from the plodders. For the first time in his life he found himself having to admit that other boys, if not actually cleverer, could certainly be quicker. Analysing this he came readily to an explanation. The quick boys, surely, all came from progressive homes where English was spoken all the time. On the college teaching staff there was a preponderance of Englishmen. At the Government Higher School, most of the instruction, although in English, had been in the hands of Indians. He had always understood exactly what the Indian teachers were saying, and he had often felt that what they were saying he could have said better. But now he sat through lectures increasingly at a loss to follow not the words so much as the thinking behind the words. And he did not dare to ask questions. Nobody asked questions. They listened attentively. They filled exercise books with meticulous notes of what they thought had been said. To ask questions was to admit ignorance. In a competitive world like this such an admission would probably have been fatal.
He was, however, discovering a new irritant: the frustrations not of a hidebound orthodox Indian family, but of the English language itself. Listening to his fellow students he was amazed that they seemed unable to comprehend the difference between the way they spoke and the way the Englishmen spoke. It was not only a question of pronunciation or idiom. He was too young to be able to formulate the problem. But he was aware of having come close to the heart of another important secret. To uncover it might lead to an understanding of what in the sub-divisional officer looked like simple arrogance and in the English teachers intellectual contempt.
There came a time when he was able to say to his son Hari: ‘It is not only that if you answer the phone a stranger on the other end would think he was speaking to an English boy of the upper classes. It is that you are that boy in your mind and behaviour. Conversely when I was your age, it was not only that I spoke English with an even stronger babu accent than I speak it now, but that everything I said, because everything I thought, was in conscious mimicry of the people who rule us. We did not necessarily admit this, but that is what was always in their minds when they listened to us. It amused them mostly. Sometimes it irritated them. It still does. Never they could listen to us and forget that we were a subject, inferior people. The more idiomatic we tried to be the more naïve our thinking seemed, because we were thinking in a foreign language that we had never properly considered in relation to our own. Hindi, you see, is spare and beautiful. In it we can think thoughts that have the merit of simplicity and truth. And between each other convey these thoughts in correspondingly spare, simple, truthful images. English is not spare. But it is beautiful. It cannot be called truthful because its subtleties are infinite. It is the language of a people who have probably earned their reputation for perfidy and hypocrisy because their language itself is so flexible, so often light-headed with statements which appear to mean one thing one year and quite a different thing the next. At least, this is so when it is written, and the English have usually confided their noblest aspirations and intentions to paper. Written, it looks like a way of gaining time and winning confidence. But when it is spoken, English is rarely beautiful. Like Hindi it is spare then, but crueller. We learned our English from books, and the English, knowing that books are one thing and life another, simply laughed at us. Still laugh at us. They laughed at me, you know, in that Indian college I went to before I came over here that first disastrous time to study law. At the college I learned the importance of obtaining a deep understanding of the language, a real familiarity with it, spoken and written. But of course I got it mostly all from books. A chapter of Macaulay was so much easier to understand, and certainly more exciting, than a sentence spoken by Mr Croft who taught us history. In the end I was even trying to speak Macaulayesque prose. Later I found out that any tortuous path to a simple hypothesis was known among the English staff as a Kumarism. And it was later still before I really understood that a Kumarism was not something admirable but something rather silly. But I think this notoriety helped me to scrape through. I was a long way down the list. But it was a triumph by my standards.’
(A doolie is “A rudimentary litter or palanquin used in India by the lower social classes, and as an army ambulance”; it’s from “Hindi ḍōlī a litter, a kind of sedan for women, etc., diminutive of ḍōlā swing, cradle, litter, < Sanskrit dōlā litter, swinging cradle, < dul- to swing.”) Of course, Hari’s perfect Englishness does him no good when he has to return to India.
I might also mention the phrase “civil lines,” an odd expression that recurs frequently in the novel and that the OED added in 2010:
(The name for) an area (in various South Asian cities) originally developed as a residential district for colonial administrators and civil servants.
1833 The civil lines, at the distance of two miles, are much more beautifully-situated, amidst well-wooded ravines.
Asiatic Journal & Monthly Register vol. 10 i. 591920 By 1 o’clock the crowds making for the civil lines were not merely those who were attempting to approach via Hall Gate.
Rep. Comm. Government India Disturbances Punjab ii. 23 in Parliamentary Papers (Cmd. 681) vol. XIV. 10011992 Kailasnath Choudhary..fought tooth and nail with the bureaucrats residing in the British-built bungalows of the Civil Lines to stop them from introducing an electric crematorium to the city.
World (BBC) April 23/12002 Wanted a flat in civil lines, Delhi between 1000–1200 sqft.
Sunday Times of India 22 September (Classifieds section) 2/1
Anything you crave, a certain curse
Wednesday, February 25th, 2026 04:11 pmUnpacking claims former Norwegian PM attempted suicide over Epstein ties
Wednesday, February 25th, 2026 09:02 pmWhy Rep. Al Green held 'apes' sign protesting Trump at 2026 State of the Union
Wednesday, February 25th, 2026 08:10 pmPaladin of Souls podcast discussion
Wednesday, February 25th, 2026 08:37 amhttps://ancillaryreviewofbooks.org/ta...
There is a certain cadre of reader-reviewers, I have noticed over the *cough*-many years, who seem to be tone-deaf to spiritual issues, blipping over them as if their entire education in comparative (or any) religion had come from playing video games. It's very nice to also find readers who are the opposite, who "get" almost all of what some shrewd wag once dubbed "speculative theology" that I was playing with in these books.
Ta, L.
posted by Lois McMaster Bujold on February, 25
Was Ghislaine Maxwell replaced with a body double in prison?
Wednesday, February 25th, 2026 04:00 pmTune out claims mechanic escaped from hospital that secretly harvested organs
Wednesday, February 25th, 2026 02:00 pmThis photo doesn't show Melania Trump on Epstein's plane. Here's where it was really taken
Wednesday, February 25th, 2026 12:00 pmEpstein files don't reveal Leonardo DiCaprio ate 70 pounds of 'child meat'
Wednesday, February 25th, 2026 11:00 amDon't fall for AI-generated image of Puerto Vallarta after cartel attacks
Wednesday, February 25th, 2026 12:54 amDoes photo show Meghan, Duchess of Sussex, with Epstein's ex-girlfriend Karyna Shuliak?
Wednesday, February 25th, 2026 12:41 amVideo shows Trump saying he'd 'have to' bring women's hockey team to White House
Tuesday, February 24th, 2026 11:48 pmOlympian Alysa Liu did not say she no longer believes in pronouns, pro-LGBTQ+ stance
Tuesday, February 24th, 2026 11:11 pmPeriodic Table of Swearing.
Tuesday, February 24th, 2026 09:25 pmVia Pengio’s MeFi post on the 30th anniversary of Trainspotting, “the intro to Glaswegian slang that is Modern Toss’s Periodic Table of Swearing (The Scottish Field Report).” It goes from C 1 Cunt to Sbb 102 Shitting A Fucking Breeze Block, and if you click on a square you will hear the sweary element spoken.
Has it really been thirty years? I loved that movie when it came out, and I obviously need to see it again or I’ll be a Prat in a Hat (48).
Romancing SaGa 2 (Android, Played on Odin Pro)
Tuesday, February 24th, 2026 06:11 pm( Read more... )
Overall: It was fun to try this out and I got my original $3 worth, but it’s not great. I suspect that if you like the SaGa systems, the added plot to the full-3D remake version (“Revenge of the Seven”) will make this an overall fun experience for you, but I’m not going to bother with that.
Why Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum once said war on narcos was 'fascism'
Tuesday, February 24th, 2026 09:57 pmNone of us are traitors till we are
Tuesday, February 24th, 2026 04:11 pm
Tickets have hiked considerably in price since the last production of theirs I attended, but I am intrigued that the Apollinaire Theatre Company is currently doing Arthur Miller's A View from the Bridge—I assume it was proposed last season because of the topical-political of the undocumented immigrant angle which has only gone Mach 10 in relevance since. I have never seen the play; I read it in 2016 because Van Heflin originated the role of Eddie Carbone in the original 1955 one-act version. I am wondering how I convince their box office that I am actively pursuing a professional arts career.
Saving Sámi
Tuesday, February 24th, 2026 08:30 pm"How toddlers in Finland are saving an endangered Sámi language"
by Erika Benke, BBC (5 days ago)
Special nurseries are helping the Sámi people in Finland to bring their almost-lost language back from the brink of extinction.
When I stayed in the Arctic Circle to finish writing The True History of Tea with Erling Hoh, I was amazed by the symbiotic relationship the Sámi there had with their vast herds of reindeer. And, yes, they do ride them, which someone was asking about here recently.
In 1995, only two families spoke Inari Sámi to their children, and just four speakers were under the age of 20.
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Everything changed, Pasanen says, when local children began taking part in a novel, immersive language experiment. The programme has transformed a language that was once considered doomed after being inspired by indigenous language revitalisation projects in New Zealand, the other side of the world from Lapland.
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Once back inside from the snowy playground, the 11 children of the Inari village nursery sit on soft pads resembling large tree slices.
Their room is adorned with traditional Sámi decorations and symbols: a Sámi flag and several drums hang on the wall next to a picture of a hand-painted, cut-out paper reindeer. The curtain has a fish pattern and the dolls are dressed in bright, handmade Sámi outfits. In the entrance hall, there's a row of traditional outdoor drinking cups made of birch, each belonging to a child, with names neatly written on the handles.
The children's faces light up as they sing Sámi nursery rhymes, clapping to the rhythm while they chant. Activities like this play a crucial role in preserving and passing down the Sámi language and cultural heritage, says Tiina Lehmuslehti, their teacher, who leads the session by gently guiding the children and encouraging them to participate.
This is an Inari Sámi Language nest – an early years education concept with the goal is to create a new generation of speakers by completely immersing young children in the indigenous language.
Language nests were first developed in New Zealand in the 1970s to help preserve Māori languages Following their success, they have since been recognised as a crucial tool for language revitalisation among indigenous communities, spreading worldwide.
Can the same not be done for Manchu? There are still 10,000,000 people who identify as Manchus, and there are nearly 200,000 Sibe individuals, of whom 30,000 speak a living Southern Tungusic Jurchenic language (Xibe) that is closely related to Manchu.
Bear in mind that, as recently as 115 years ago, the Qing Dynasty (1644-1911), ruled by the Manchus, was the largest Chinese dynasty in history, and one of the largest and most populous dynasties on earth at the time.
Selected readings
- "Of reindeer and Old Sinitic reconstructions" (12/23/18)
- "Reindeer talk" (12/24/13)
- "Reindeer lore " (12/8/16) — includes 95 comments with words for reindeer in different languages, plus descriptions of customs and culture concerning reindeer.
[Thanks to John Tkacik]
From Sinners to Shimmers
Tuesday, February 24th, 2026 08:09 pm
That was when the world premiere of 'Pearly Dewdrops' Drops' aired, though it would be a couple of months until the full significance of that would be known.
Not even close to coincidentally, it’s also the 36th anniversary of the day Agent Dale Cooper first rolled into Twin Peaks.
Yesterday was also the 62nd birthday of Special Agent DNA Scully.
The House of Louse
Her surname's too appropriate, since this latest act of cultural vandalism is already dead on arrival. Disney has long been dragging their feet on this boondoggle, and is now trying to save face by pawning it off on Hulu (Disney+'s poor relation) with just a lousy pilot order.
You know this thing is dead, because even Ryan Coogler himself is trying to pawn off responsibility for its inevitable failure.
Jennifer Yale (See, The Copenhagen Test) will serve as showrunner. The X-Files‘ original creator and showrunner, Chris Carter, will be a non-writing executive producer on the series. Sev Ohanian and Zinzi Coogler, who are Coogler’s partners at their Proximity Media banner, are also non-writing EPs on the show.
Answer: literally not one single soul actually does. Anyone who says they do is a filthy liar.
The X-Files definitively ends with I Want to Believe, which is currently being prepared for a new director’s cut release. I love the film as is, but am interested to see what Carter has in store.
And if you understand what is at work beneath the surface of our so-called reality, you know nothing after this scene really matters anyway. This completed the supernova circle.
However, even the X-Fake can't escape the web of sync that permeates the original: note that Deadwyler previously appeared in I Saw the TV Glow…
Even though the cinematography looks impressive, I have only the slightest of passing interests in TV Glow. But I do wonder if the people who made it have a more than passing interest in The Secret Sun...
...the Shimmer and the star map are two possible clues here.
And as I’ve told you many times, the Shimmer is inextricably linked to both 'Pearly' and SN1987A, as the swamp scenes in Annihilation (where the wee armed pixies enter the Shimmer) were shot on the same location as the exteriors for the 'Pearly' video.
The cover photograph, captured by Nigel Grierson, was staged by pouring motor oil and other substances into a tub of water, then lighting and shooting the swirling liquids. This technique was intended to mimic the "Zone" in Tarkovsky’s film—a place that exists "on the threshold between dreams and reality."As it turns out, Brother Brandon (the Ninja of Twinja) discovered that Color Out of Space too has a Pearly Dewdrops’ sync, aside from the obvious. In this case, the ritual performed by the Betty Fraser-eyed actress, Madeleine Arthur.
Madeleine Arthur also played William’s girlfriend in the final episode of the (non-canonical) X-Files revival series.
Remembering that Stalker was seen by some as a prophecy of Chernobyl, note that today is also the fourth anniversary of the Russian invasion of Ukraine, which resulted in a quagmire with no end in sight.
February 20, 2022: Elizabeth and her common-law husband announce the release of their Sun's Signature EP, the first release of new music from her in 13 years.
UPDATE: TIMING IS EVERYTHING.
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Did ICE find more than 3,000 missing children in Minnesota? Unpacking Trump admin's claim
Tuesday, February 24th, 2026 04:00 pmEpstein files don't reveal Ellen DeGeneres is 'prolific cannibal,' despite claims
Tuesday, February 24th, 2026 02:00 pmThe full name of Bangkok
Tuesday, February 24th, 2026 01:10 pm@kattoksthai Replying to @Mamba Did you know that Bangkok has the longest city name in the world? I dare you to say it too! #bangkok #thailand #thai
♬ original sound – Kat Talks Thai
Bangkok's full, ceremonial name is the world's longest place name, consisting of 168 letters derived from Pali and Sanskrit, acting more as a descriptive poem than a functional title. It translates to: "
The city of angels, great city of immortals, magnificent city of the nine gems, the seat of the king, city of royal palaces, home of gods incarnate, erected by Vishvakarman at Indra's behest".
The Full Name (Thai Script):
กรุงเทพมหานคร อมรรัตนโกสินทร์ มหินทรายุธยา มหาดิลกภพ นพรัตนราชธานีบูรีรมย์ อุดมราชนิเวศน์มหาสถาน อมรพิมานอวตารสถิต สักกะทัตติยวิษณุกรรมประสิทธิ์
Romanized Translation Breakdown:
Krung Thep Mahanakhon: City of Angels, Great City.
Amon Rattanakosin: Eternal land of the Emerald Buddha (gem).
Mahinthara Ayuthaya: The impregnable city of God Indra.
Mahadilok Phop: Grand capital of the world.
Noppharat Ratchathani Burirom: Endowed with nine precious gems, the happy city.
Udomratchaniwet Mahasathan: Abounding in enormous royal palaces.
Amon Piman Awatan Sathit: Resembling the heavenly abode wherein dwell the reincarnated gods.
Sakkathattiya Witsanukam Prasit: Given by Indra and built by Vishvakarman.
[Note the spacing]
Key Facts
Context: The name was given by King Rama I when the capital was established in 1782.
Usage: In daily life, Thais refer to the city as Krung Thep (meaning "City of Angels").
Official Status: It is recognized by Guinness World Records as the longest place name
(AIO)
In the following video, a strong and realistic counterclaim is put forward for Thiruvananthapuram, capital of the state of Kerala in southern India, as the city with the world's longest name.
@wordsatwork What’s the city with the longest name in the world? Let’s learn more about geography and language! #learnontiktok #education #didyouknow #kerala #language
♬ original sound – Griffin
But how can we forget The 58-letter Welsh town name
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. Located on the island of Anglesey, it is the longest place name in Europe and second-longest in the world. It means "St. Mary's Church in the hollow of the white hazel near to the rapid whirlpool of Llantysilio of the red cave".
and, for good measure:
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4cvbxH3RYxI
Selected reading
- "Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch" (2/15/25)
- "Long words" (6/25/18)
- "'Written Cantonese must have word segmentation'" (2/23/26)
9 rumors about Iran and Trump, examined
Tuesday, February 24th, 2026 12:00 pmDid Eric Clapton stop 1992 concert to bring deaf teen onstage? Not so fast
Tuesday, February 24th, 2026 11:00 amEpisode 2744: The Killer Product Feature
Tuesday, February 24th, 2026 09:13 am
Honestly, if you want a Big Bad Enemy to do really horrible things, you can just take inspiration from any number of real world companies and corporations. Wikipedia has a handy list and category of corporate scandals.
aurilee writes:
Commentary by memnarch (who has not seen the movie)
Oh hey, Palpaclone is actually doing things! Aaaaaand it's blowing up a planet again. Not surprising there, except for the scale of it. Where's the grandeur of showing it off? The original Death Star had the whole firing sequence. Same thing for the Peace Moon (which probably isn't the movie name), even if the whole hyperspace death ray is a little silly for the Star Wars universe. Here we just have what looks like a regular star destroyer shoot a regular-sized blast for a bit longer and the planet explodes. If we're going to have the plot points copied, can't we have the cool graphics copied as well?
Blowing up Pulping Kijimi does makes some sense. I think. For some reason, I had thought that the First Order being separate from Palpaclone's setup was a comic-only thing. But last we'd seen, there were a large number of First Order troopers running around on the planet. Sure, there's been a bit of time since then, but there's a whole planet of First Order equipment that would need evacuating as well if they were actually on the same side. And since that'd strain even the poor writing points so far, that leaves three sides all in competition with each other. I wonder how well that came across in the movie.
Transcript
why do you elude me
Monday, February 23rd, 2026 05:46 pmStill, glad to be singing with a group whose music is meeting the moment; check program notes, well worth a read for background. Keeping in mind the timelines for performing classical music are scheduled well over a year in advance. A program replete with music from immigrants, combining disparate musical traditions in the best ways.
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We almost had snow in the Bay Area again last week - well, okay, the actual 2500' peaks like Mount Diablo and Mount Hamilton got snow and it looked pretty, and of course the much higher Sierras to our east got feet of snow and "no you can't fucking travel today" warnings and avalanche deaths - and now we're missing the first real snow in Boston in years, and it's pretty, but I'm okay with that.
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I dropped my phone awhile back, and while it was still technically functional, the back had enough spiderwebbing and flaking glass revealing the motherboard structure below that I got it replaced. It has literally taken most of the day since it arrived to get things swapped over. Mostly because this also involved a forced upgrade to Liquid Glass, which I'd been ducking, sigh.
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A few months ago,
Me: "That's like, bringing up ancient catchphrases in my brain. Remember 'I wanna dip my balls in it'?"
H: "... I don't want to know, do I."
Me: "MTV in the '90s. For what it's worth, they were golf balls."
H: "I suspect birria balls are going to be quite different, but I'm driving so I can't find out right now."
Me: "I'm on it!"
Me, five minutes later: "Well, I can't find a local option for whatever these are, and Google keeps asking me if I'm looking for 'birria bombs.' But apparently a Mexican food truck in Kentucky says they're meatballs made of birria? With Hot Cheetos dust on the outside for crunch? ... and there's a restaurant in West Virginia that agrees with them."
H: "... I mean, that sounds like uber-American stoner kid food mashup culture, but why aren't there more local search results if there's literally a freeway billboard promoting it?"
Me: "Or we can buy them frozen. From an Italian specialty food shop. In Denmark."
H: "Google, you have utterly lost the plot."
We finally saw that particular billboard again (it's one of those electronic billboards with a rotating stash of ads), and this time, it had a URL attached, so we discovered that the local birria balls are literally just flavor packs, you have to provide your own birria in ball form.
Tune out claim about Stephen Colbert's impromptu 3 a.m. broadcast
Tuesday, February 24th, 2026 12:48 amBreaking down report British grandmother on tourist visa was detained by ICE
Tuesday, February 24th, 2026 12:37 am221 Mt Auburn St
Monday, February 23rd, 2026 07:12 pm( backstory )
Demo photos by week available at:
https://www.cambridgema.gov/Departments/capitalbuildingprojects/projectsinitiatives/221mtauburnstreet
Did Trump call C-SPAN as 'John Barron' after SCOTUS tariff ruling? We inspected the claim
Tuesday, February 24th, 2026 12:02 amImage of Melania Trump pole dancing for Epstein isn't real. Here's the proof
Monday, February 23rd, 2026 11:48 pmBlizzard!
Monday, February 23rd, 2026 06:48 pmThe wind today was impressive, snow whipping around so strongly that walls were coated in white, not just roofs. It’s slowed now to just snow, having already dropped what I think is over a foot of snow (the drifts make it difficult to be certain; a recently posted news article lists amounts ranging from under half a foot out on the Cape, to almost three feet in Dartmouth). It looks beautiful from the comfort of home; I’m very glad not to be out, though.
My porch is filled with snow; I haven’t been able to open the doors to the porch since MLK weekend.
eta, 7:50p: The city isn’t lifting the snow parking ban until 5p tomorrow, and my functional boss has said that tomorrow’s work sessions will be online tomorrow, just like today, so I can work from home again tomorrow if I wan/if Outside looks less navigable than I’d like.
















