Don't fall for supposed 'hospital photo' of ICE agent who fatally shot Renee Good
Thursday, January 15th, 2026 07:53 pmParadise Lost: Endless Sumer
Thursday, January 15th, 2026 07:25 pmThere’s been a weird campaign to bury this fact, for whatever unknown reason. But I have it on good authority that from someone who actually met with him there, someone who a lot of you might be familiar with.
So what does this all mean? Read on…
Just as the Watchers (AKA the Grigori) have turned out to be another people’s (the brutal, war-mongering imperial Assyrians, in this case) gods demoted to “fallen angel” status, you get the same feeling with the Titans.
Meaning that they were not only gods of an earlier Greek tradition, but an earlier people as well, or at least an earlier version of them.
Scholarly opinion has the Titans as some kind of archaic, shamanic hand-me-down, but I’m not so sure. It seems to me that the Titans weren’t just some leftovers that the Greeks warmed up for their potluck pantheon, but in fact were themselves the gods of a people who the proto-Mycenaeans encountered when they stormed down from the mountains of Eastern Europe.
You won’t find a lot of academics who agree with this opinion, but the fact is they have no real idea where the Titans really came from either.
Note too that the Titans were said to be banished to Tartarus by Zeus, except for all the ones that weren’t, such as Helios, Atlas, and — of course — Prometheus himself. Those Titans were given pretty important gigs in the new Greek’s god economy, which feels to me like the end result of negotiation.
There’s politics at work here...
'STOP TRUMP' Craigslist ad recruiting paid protesters isn't from January 2026
Thursday, January 15th, 2026 04:00 pmSeal Script in Unicode
Thursday, January 15th, 2026 03:22 pmDraft Minutes of UTC (Unicode Technical Committee) Meeting 185
Cupertino, California, United States — October 27-29, 2025
Hosted by Apple in Cupertino and virtually
UTC #185 Agenda
Revision date: November 26, 2025
https://www.unicode.org/L2/L2025/25226.htm#185-C3
As has been true since the beginning of Unicode (see Mair and Liu, Characters and Computers [1991], of the total number of new code points to be added to Unicode, the proportion devoted to Sinoform characters is greater by an order of magnitude than for all other scripts and symbols (cuneiform, Arabic, Armenian, Bengali, Devanagari, Hebrew, Kana, Latin, Mongolian, emojis, alchemy, mathematics, etc.) put together.
Hangul syllables, which derive their basic shape from sinographs, are also Unicode code point hungry.
Feast your eyes on these tables of Unicode blocks, and don't stop reading till you get to the bottom:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unicode_block
Some people have suggested that all of Xu Bing's made-up characters in "Book from the Sky" should also be entered in Unicode, even though we don't know what any of them mean or how they are pronounced. That's 4,000 more meaningless code points right there. Other artists have made similar critiques and elaborations of the Chinese writing system. Since Xu Bing's work and most of the others like it, not to mention the already existing sinographic writing system itself, are open-ended, that means including them would subject Unicode to an infinity of additional sinoform code points.
D.1 Section 1.2 Seal Script
Discussion of the name of the block. Participants agreed that “Seal” is preferable to “Small Seal”. The ISO 15924 registrar noted that the English script name is “(Small) Seal”.
Discussion of the status of properties.
[185-C3] Consensus: UTC accepts 11328 code points U+3D000..U+3FC3F for encoding in a new Seal block based on WG 2 N5344R, for Unicode Version 18.0. Of the proposed properties, kSEAL_THXSrc, kSEAL_CCZSrc, kSEAL_DYCSrc, and kSEAL_QJZSrc are Normative. The others are Provisional. [Ref. 1.2 in L2/25-232R]
[185-A5] Action Item for Ken Whistler, RMG: Update the Pipeline to include 11328 Seal characters U+3D000..U+3FC3F based on WG 2 N5344R, accepted for Unicode Version 18.0. [Ref. 1.2 in L2/25-232R]
[185-A6] Action Item for V.S. Umamaheswaran, SAH: Update the roadmap to reflect accepted code points for the Seal script: U+3D000..U+3FC3F. [Ref. 1.2 in L2/25-232R]
[185-A7] Action Item for Michel Suignard, EDC: Update Table 4-8 in the Core Specification to include name derivation prefix for the Seal script, for Unicode Version 18.0. [Ref. 1.2 in L2/25-232R]
[185-A8] Action Item for Michel Suignard, EDC: Provide block description for the Seal block in the Core Specification, for Unicode Version 18.0. [Ref. 1.2 in L2/25-232R]
[185-A9] Action Item for Michel Suignard, SAH: In Unicode Standard Annex #60, “Data for non Han ideographic scripts”, add properties for Seal as described in WG 2 N5344R.
Some advocates of the sinographs (hanziphiles), even famous university professors, think that the sinographic writing system is superior to all others because it has far more discrete elements than do alphabets, syllabaries, abjads, and so forth. Oy vey!
Selected readings
- "Unicode CJK Unified Ideographs Extension J and the nature of the sinographic writing system" (6/16/25)
- "Language is not script and script is not language, part 2" (7/10/22)
- "Language is not script and script is not language" (1/23/22)
- "How many more Chinese characters are needed?" (10/25/16)
- "Language vs. script" (11/21/16)
- "Triple review of books on characters and computers" (8/23/24)
- "Chinese character inputting" (10/17/15)
- "Sinographic inputting: 'it's nothing' — not" (2/22/21) — with lengthy bibliography
- Victor H. Mair and Yongquan Liu, eds., Characters and Computers (Amsterdam, Oxford, Washington, Tokyo: IOS, 1991)
- "Is there a practical limit to how much can fit in Unicode?" (10/27/17)
- "Sinographs by the numbers" (1/22/19)
- "Idiosyncratic stroke order" (11/23/18) — and the long list of earlier posts at the bottom
- "The wrong way to write Chinese characters" (11/28/18) — You may get all the strokes of a character, but if you don't write them in the correct order, you have miswritten the character, for example, the 29 strokes of this one:
yù 鬱 ("depression; blues; dense; despondent; dismal; dispirited; low-spirited; melancholy; sweet smelling")
Can ICE arrest US citizens? Explaining agents' legal authority
Thursday, January 15th, 2026 02:00 pmJanuary London meetup
Thursday, January 15th, 2026 11:08 amAnnouncement: the audience for these has changed, so I’m going to do them once every three or four months instead of monthly. So please come to this January one if you’re interested, there won’t be another until probably April.
24th January, 1pm, Royal Festival Hall, Southbank Centre, SE1 8XX.
We will be on Level 5 blue side (the upper levels are no longer closed to non-ticket-holders), but I don’t know exactly where on the floor. It will depend on where we can find a table.
I have shoulder length brown hair, and will have my plush Chthulu which looks like this:

Please obey any rules posted in the venue.
The venue has lifts to all floors and accessible toilets. The accessibility map is here:
The food market outside (side away from the river) is pretty good for all sorts of requirements, and you can also bring food from home, or there are lots of cafes on the riverfront.
Other things to bear in mind:
1. Please make sure you respect people’s personal space and their choices about distancing.
2. We have all had a terrible time for the last four years. Sharing your struggles is okay and is part of what the group is for, but we need to be careful not to overwhelm each other or have the conversation be entirely negative. Where I usually draw the line here is that personal struggles are fine to talk about but political rants are discouraged, but I may have to move this line on the day when I see how things go. Don’t worry, I will tell you!
3. Probably lots of us have forgotten how to be around people (most likely me as well), so here is permission to walk away if you need space. Also a reminder that we will all react differently, so be careful to give others space if they need.
Please RSVP if you’re coming so I know whether or not we have enough people. If there’s no uptake I will cancel a couple of days before.
kate DOT towner AT gmail DOT com
Watch out for this video depicting people marching through Iranian city amid nationwide protests
Thursday, January 15th, 2026 12:00 pmRumor of oil executive complaining about Trump's farts is full of hot air
Thursday, January 15th, 2026 11:00 amEpisode 2727: Moment of Inertia
Thursday, January 15th, 2026 09:13 am
Destroying the object of a quest is always guaranteed to trigger a reaction.
Set up some MacGuffin chase where the heroes are strongly motivated to find and recover some specific object. The quest leads them through hardship and danger and takes several sessions of play, until finally they find the object they've been seeking this whole time.
Then destroy it right in front of them. It could fall into lava, or have a building collapse on it. Or for extra points have someone they don't like destroy it, while laughing at them.
aurilee writes:
Commentary by memnarch (who has not seen the movie)
Force vision yes, lamprey monster no. Whiny Dark Side user..... unfortunately yes. I'm still pretty sure that Dark Rey was caused by the pyramid though. Kylo pulling that kind of power out of nowhere would be a bit much since he's not been constantly trying to ensnare Rey in visions. But hey, if Kylo can get all the way here and land without crashing, the Falcon can too!
Maybe.
I do have to keep in mind that we've had a handful of Force vision fights so far, and at least one possibly Force destroyed object. So there's nothing that would keep Kylo and Rey from getting sucked into another Force Dimensional fight like before. And it was Kylo that did something to the "lucky dice" as well. Having that kind of fight yet again, especially if movie watchers heard that there isn't actually any real danger involved, would feel rather cheap to have so soon. One of the reasons for the dislike of the movie maybe?
Transcript
What we know about ICE arrest, detention of observer Brandon Siguenza in Minneapolis
Thursday, January 15th, 2026 01:01 amDid owner of Chipotle donate to ICE agent who fatally shot Renee Good? No, but here's who did
Wednesday, January 14th, 2026 11:37 pmBees, Wasps.
Wednesday, January 14th, 2026 09:32 pmJoel at Far Outliers posts excerpts from Aleksandra Jagielska’s Culture.pl article on entomological etymology:
The word pszczoła [‘bee’] has Proto-Slavic origins, probably even Proto-Indo-European – if we go back that far in the language, we will discover that the Polish pszczoła and the English bee most probably come from the same Proto-Indo-European form *bhiquelā! In Proto-Slavic, the proto-word was *bьčela or *bъčela (they differ in the quality of the yer – a Proto-Slavic vowel). If we wanted to discover the etymology of Polish pszczoła (bee), we’d discover that it is an onomatopoeic word: probably the Proto-Slavic root was an onomatopoeic *bъk-, *bъč-, related to the Proto-Slavic verb *bučati, brzęczeć – to buzz (about bugs). The suffix *-ela would indicate the meaning of *bъčela as ‘that which buzzes’.
The name of this bug was initially pczoła in Poland, with the consonant š (sz) eventually inserted. Language strives for economy, also in terms of articulation, hence the consonant group pč- (pcz-) was expanded to pšč- due to the desire to avoid excessive articulatory energy input. This also explains why the spelling of the word pszczoła is an orthographic exception, since there was never any ‘r’ in this word that could become a ‘rz’.
Wasps do not enjoy as good a reputation as their ‘cousins’, the bees. They are not useful from the point of view of humans – they are considered negative, dangerous, unpleasant bugs, in contrast to the hard-working, holy bees. An important feature of wasps, one with which they are usually most associated, is their painful sting. You can also say about someone that they are as evil as a wasp or as sharp as a wasp (zły jak osa and cięty jak osa, respectively]. Due to the gender of this noun in Polish, this term is usually used in relation to women. Only a woman can have a wasp waist – this expression is associated with the characteristic narrowing of the body structure of this bug. Unlike other phraseologisms related to wasps, however, it does not have a negative connotation but is rather a compliment.
The etymology of osa is not related to its ‘character traits’, however. It has Proto-Indo-European roots, and the names of this family in other languages indicate a common origin reconstructed by researchers to Proto-Indo-European *ṷobhsā, osa. Baltic, Romance and Germanic languages have preserved the initial v-, so for example, in Lithuanian, osa is vapsvà; in Latin it is vespa; and in English it is ‘wasp’. As Maciołek writes, in accordance with the law of the open syllable in the Proto-Slavic languages [all syllables had to end in a vowel, ed.], the intra-word consonant group *-bs- was simplified into -s-, hence the Proto-Indo-European *ṷobhsā became the Proto-Slavic *(v)osa, and today in Polish it has the form osa.
Andrzej Bańkowski sees the meaning of the name osa in the verb *webh-, ‘to weave’, which is related to the fact that wasps weave their nests from plant fibres. Wasp nests are a very important place for them, and they defend it fiercely. Maciej Rak cites a regional saying: włożyć kij w gniazdo os (‘to put a stick in a wasps’ nest’, meaning ‘to irritate, to provoke a bad situation’; in general language, this saying is related to ants: włożyć kij w mrowisko, ‘to put a stick in an anthill’).
Or, as we say in English, “stir up a hornet’s nest.”
Update. Joel has posted more excerpts: Flies, Mosquitoes (“Andrzej Bańkowski describes the meaning of the word mucha as ‘unclear’. For this word, he seeks the etymology in the Sanskrit root of the verb muṣ-, ‘to steal, to rob’”); Ants, Ladybugs (“The etymology of biedronka as a small cow would also find an explanation in another name for this animal, boża krówka, God’s cow, or formerly, krówka Maryi Panny, Virgin Mary’s cow”).
Unpacking claim that 'one of ours, all of yours' phrase on Noem's podium is Nazi slogan
Wednesday, January 14th, 2026 09:14 pmYour spirit watched me up the stairs
Wednesday, January 14th, 2026 02:54 pmDramatic Readings from the Ig Nobel Prizes
Saturday 3 pm, Amesbury AB
Marc Abrahams et al.
Highlights from Ig Nobel prize-winning studies and patents, presented in dramatic mini-readings by luminaries and experts (in some field). The audience will have an opportunity to ask questions about the research presented—answers will be based on the expertise of the presenters, who may have a different expertise than the researchers.
Cursed Literature
Sunday 4:15 pm, Central Square
Mark Millman (m), Alastor, Kristina Spinney, Sonya Taaffe
Some literature describes haunted houses; other books seem like they are haunted, as though the act of reading the book is inviting something vaguely unclean into the reader's life. Whether considering the dire typographical labyrinths of The House of Leaves, or the slowly expanding void at the heart of Kathe Koja's Cypher, some works leave a mark. Panelists will explore books that by reputation or their own experience, produce a lingering unsettled feeling far beyond the events and characters of the story.
SFF on Stage
Sunday 5:30 pm, Porter Square B
Raven Stern (m), Andrea Hairston, Greer Gilman, Sonya Taaffe, Stephen R. Wilk
Science fiction and fantasy have long been mainstays of live theater; William Shakespeare wrote A Midsummer Night's Dream in 1595. Peter Pan introduced one of the 20th century's best known characters in 1904. In 1920, R.U.R. gave us the word "robot." Universal Studios' famous version of Dracula was adapted not from the novel, but the wildly successful Broadway play. That's not even getting into modern musicals like Wicked or Little Shop of Horrors. What does it take for genre to work in a live setting, and where have we seen it succeed (or fail)?
Anyone else I can expect to see this weekend? The ziggurat awaits.
What we know about rumor US used sonic weapon during Venezuela attack
Wednesday, January 14th, 2026 04:00 pmThe virtues of sluggishness
Wednesday, January 14th, 2026 03:28 pm"Arnold the Grove Snail" (1:11)
Everyone who knows me is aware that the snail is my totem, my logo. When my students are too tense or anxious, I will enjoin them: "wō/guāniú jīngshén, mànman lái 蝸牛精神,慢慢來" ("[have / adopt a] snail spirit, take your time"). I even had a pet snail, Arnold, for five and a half years.
To Feel at Home in a New Place, It Helps to Think Like a Snail
When I moved abroad, I found the slimy mollusks everywhere. Then they taught me how to adapt.
By Gabe Bullard, The New York Times Magazine (12/30/25)
The author describes his relocation to Switzerland:
I knew moving from the United States, where I had lived my entire life, to the village outside Basel where my wife was born would bring some confusion. But protection for snails? We were two blocks from the border with France, where snails are served in garlicky butter sauce. On the Swiss side, snails seemed about as common as squirrels back home. They were under trees, on fence posts and stuck to the sides of houses. I even saw a few tiny shells in the mailbox, hiding behind my immigration forms.
The snails and their apparent protected status sent me into a spiral of anxiety. I walked with my head down, afraid that one smushed shell would cost me my visa, or result in what I was learning were the two most common Swiss punishments: a lecture (delivered for, say, not cleaning the lint trap) or a fine (for just about anything else). The snails, meanwhile, were indifferent to my presence, much like the locals when I ungrammatically asked for water in restaurants or peanut butter in the grocery store. Even the word for snail — Schnecke — taunted me. I knew it because it’s also the name of the hazelnut-filled pastry spirals I saw in bakeries. Slugs are Nacktschnecken — “naked snails.” Why did snails get their own word (and snack) but not slugs? Lost in the logic of the language, I felt like a Faultier — a sloth, literally a “lazy animal.”
Etymological notes
snail
From Middle English snayl, snail, from the Old English sneġel, from Proto-Germanic *snagilaz. Cognate with Low German Snagel, Snâel, Snâl (“snail”), German Schnegel (“slug”). Compare also Old Norse snigill, from Proto-Germanic *snigilaz.
common name for a small gastropod on land or in fresh water, Middle English snail, from Old English snægl, from Proto-Germanic *snagila (source also of Old Saxon snegil, Old Norse snigill, Danish snegl, Swedish snigel, Middle High German snegel, dialectal German Schnegel, Old High German snecko, German Schnecke "snail").
This is reconstructed to be from *snog-, a variant of PIE root *sneg- "to crawl, creep; creeping thing" (see snake (n.)). The word essentially is a diminutive form of Old English snaca "snake," etymologically, "creeping thing."
Snail also formerly was used of slugs. Symbolic of slowness at least since c. 1000; snail's pace "very slow pace" is attested from c. 1400. Related: Snaily; snailish; snailing.
Speculative correspondence
I'm confident the syllable wo1 蜗 refers, in etymological terms, to the whorl of the snail's shell — compare wo1 涡 'whirlpool, eddy', etc.
(JS)
I think this is a useful suggestion. For other existing etymological proposals for wo1 蜗, see Wiktionary.
whirl (alt. whorl)
From Middle English whirlen, contracted from earlier *whirvelen, *whervelen, possibly from Old English *hwyrflian, *hweorflian (attested in hwirflung, hwerflung (“change, vicissitude”)), frequentative form of Old English hweorfan (“to turn”), itself from Proto-West Germanic *hwerban, from Proto-Germanic *hwerbaną (“to turn”); or perhaps from Old Norse hvirfla (“to go round, spin”). Cognate with Dutch wervelen (“to whirl, swirl”), German wirbeln (“to whirl, swirl”), Danish hvirvle (“to whirl”), Swedish virvla (older spelling hvirfla), Albanian vorbull (“a whirl”). Related to whirr and wharve.
From Middle English whirl, wherwille, whorwhil, wervel, from Old English hwirfel, hwyrfel (“whirlpool”), from Proto-West Germanic *hwirbil, from Proto-Germanic *hwirbilaz, *hwarbilaz (“swirl, whirl, whirlpool”), equivalent to wharve + -el; and also Old Norse hvirfill (“ring, circle, crown”), whence Danish hvirvel (“cowlick”), Dutch werveling(“whirling, vortex”), German Low German Warvel (“whirl, whirlpool”), German Wirbel (“whirl, whirlpool”).
Whorl, snail, nautilus… have as many (or more) cosmic implications as the dodecahedron, which we will shortly be revisiting.
Selected readings
- "Subtle nuances of particle usage in Sinitic languages and topolects" (8/29/20) == see Addendum: a note on bài / bei 唄
- "Arnold the grove snail", artist Penny Feder
[Vast thanks to Judith Lerner]
Did Trump's lawyers stop him from traveling to Scotland because he's wanted for 'war crimes'? Here's
Wednesday, January 14th, 2026 02:00 pmPhiladelphia sheriff Rochelle Bilal called ICE 'made-up, fake, wannabe law enforcement'
Wednesday, January 14th, 2026 12:00 pmReal video shows DHS officer defacing Renee Good memorial
Wednesday, January 14th, 2026 11:00 amUS Postal Service sent essential services letter to employees. Here's what to know
Wednesday, January 14th, 2026 12:53 amWatch out for this image supposedly showing Renee Good mocking Charlie Kirk's death
Wednesday, January 14th, 2026 12:03 amDid Minnesotans protesting killing of Renee Good demand 'higher wages'? Here's the truth
Tuesday, January 13th, 2026 11:54 pmPhantasms and Wankers.
Tuesday, January 13th, 2026 09:39 pmTwo trivial but entertaining items:
1) Ian Frazier’s NYRB review (archived) of Common Phantoms: An American History of Psychic Science by Alicia Puglionesi, an account of the American Society for Psychical Research, includes this piquant bit:
The society also set up such Borgesian-sounding entities as the Committee on Phantasms and Presentiments, the Census of Hallucinations, and the Committee on Thought Transference.
Unfortunately, the archives of the ASPR turn out to be incredibly boring: “As the hours went by, Puglionesi found herself confronting a tedium requiring a ‘devotion to something beyond the self, something so vast that it can only be glimpsed through the labor of many human lifetimes.’”
2) Our old friend Conrad sent me this Guardian link with the comment that he “felt this was one for you”; after discussing the phenomenon of the apparently near-universal opinion in the UK that “Keir Starmer’s a wanker” (commonly sung at sporting events to the tune of the riff of the White Stripes’ 2003 “Seven Nation Army,” with which I was completely unfamiliar even though not only did it receive “widespread critical acclaim” but it is “arguably… the world’s most popular sports anthem” — I have to agree that the riff is catchy as hell), Jonathan Liew provides a semantic analysis that makes it Hattic material:
Let’s start with the word choice, which feels subtly telling in this case. If Boris Johnson was, as the darts crowd sang in late 2021 at the height of the Partygate scandal, a “cunt”, then somehow calling Starmer a “wanker” is altogether more piteously dismissive – insinuating not just degeneracy but a kind of bashful cowardice. The first word imputes a straightforward roguishness, perhaps even a grudging regard; the wanker, by contrast, is essentially beneath contempt.
Thanks, Conrad!
Sober up on rumor Trump posted about banning alcohol, bringing back Prohibition
Tuesday, January 13th, 2026 09:09 pm50 - 1
Tuesday, January 13th, 2026 04:19 pmI said farewell to my 30s with a lovely bubbly - a farewell worth repeating. On my 40th birthday my first directing project opened, defining my decade with deeper immersion into theater. (This year we're two weeks away from the opening, and I can't wait for that show to be seen, too, it's been so great working on it.)
My 20s were departed from with less ceremony, but I did commence the tradition of weekend-around-birthday dim sum, I'd not realized I've been doing it quite that long! Within a week a cat would dwell in my house - the only pet I'd ever had. The decade would involve finishing grad school, having a wedding, getting a job. What people do in their 30s, right? I danced and did more theater.
Without the benefit of internet it's hard to rewind further back, but by aggregate pattern, one would assume my 20th was celebrated much like any other birthday, at home with family and then-boyfriend Sam - my recollections of the 21st are much more vivid, and the 20th was likely just another year. I'd graduate, move to Maryland for a job, Sam would join me, I'd lose the job and spend some time adrift before I figured out what's next. I would fall in with convention tech crowd and historic dance crowd, fine additions to my life both (and through them, theater crowd, though that took a while to ramp up).
10th likely would not have called for over-much ceremony either, I was not a model of popularity. Shortly I'd move from my childhood home to see it demolished, and then from my not-so-home country to see it fall apart too - the first of these left me far more maudlin than the second. Along with the usual teenage milestones I'd discover online communities.
And here we are. Notwithstanding my proneness to melancholy, it's not been the worst of runs so far.
No evidence Trump paid millions in settlements over allegations of sexually assaulting minors
Tuesday, January 13th, 2026 04:00 pmStory of mechanic Mark Delcourt's hospital escape isn't what it seems
Tuesday, January 13th, 2026 02:00 pmUnpacking claims Mamdani aide Cea Weaver said home ownership is 'white supremacy' despite mother's a
Tuesday, January 13th, 2026 12:00 pmDid Tim Walz change Minnesota's flag to resemble Somalia's? We have the real story
Tuesday, January 13th, 2026 11:00 amEpisode 2726: Fight So Dirty, But Your Glaive So Sweet
Tuesday, January 13th, 2026 09:12 am
You gotta make any new gear cooler and more gimmicky than everything that has come before. Whenever you're stuck for some cool new treasure, just think about stuff the party uses, and think: "What doesn't it do?" Well, it doesn't do it yet.
A sword with a built-in radio. Rope with soap attached. An extendable ten-foot pole.
aurilee writes:
Commentary by memnarch (who has not seen the movie)
Okay, that's less goofy than I was expecting. A folding lightsaber is much better than one that has both blades permanently emitted in the same direction like some sort of long-tined bident. Sure, a folding one's even more likely to cause self dismemberment than a regular double-ended lightsaber, but at least it can act as a regular sword. A regular tri/bident would be paired with a shield and be best for stabbing with; a lightsaber one would have to pull defense at the same time and so be much harder to both use and make look cool at the same time. And trying to use it as a regular sword is going to look so awkward with the off-center beams.
The teeth transformation is a little much. The Dark Side makes you ugly and all that, but so far everything that I can remember for visually changing things is either deformation (and potentially covered up by a suit), red eyes, or simply getting old. Teeth don't just change shape like this except for shapeshifters, and they arguably don't have teeth to begin with. I'm wondering if this is a Force-using monster of some kind causing a vision and we're going to see Dark Rey morph into a thing with a lamprey-like mouth. While there'd be the question of "why's it living way up here", it'd at least be in the same boat as the Rathtar snake thing somehow living in tunnels under the sand.
Transcript
Am I just a phantom waiting to be ripped around on shady ground?
Monday, January 12th, 2026 11:24 pmI was delighted to find on checking the news this morning that a new Roman villa just dropped. Given the Iron Age hillforts, the twelfth-century abbey, the Georgian country house, and the CH station, Margam Country Park clearly needed a Roman find to complete the set. I have since been informed of the discovery of a similarly well-preserved and impressive carnyx. Goes shatteringly with a villa, the Iceni tell me.
I joke about this rock I spend most of my time under, but how can I never have heard of Marlow Moss? The Bryher vibes alone. The Constructivism. And a real short king, judging by that jaunty photo c. 1937 with Netty Nijhoff. Pursuing further details, I fell over Anton Prinner and have been demoralized about my comprehension of art history ever since.
Last night I read David Copperfield (1850) for the third time in my life. It has the terrible feel of a teachable moment. In high school I bounced almost completely off it. About ten years later, I enjoyed the dual-layered narration and was otherwise mostly engaged by the language. Now it appears I just like the novel, which I have to consider may be a factor of middle age. Or I had just read the necessary bunch more of Dickens in the interval, speaking of traceable reflections, recurring figures; my favorite character has not changed since eleventh grade, but I can see now the constellation he's part of. It seems improbable that I was always reading the novel while waiting for chorus to start, but I did get through Hardy's The Mayor of Casterbridge (1886) in the down time of a couple of rehearsals that year. I was not taking either of the standard literature classes, but I had friends who left their assigned reading lying around.
I have to be at three different doctors' offices tomorrow. I could be over this viral mishegos any second now.
Amber in the east
Tuesday, January 13th, 2026 02:20 amWell, now, for all those doubting Thomases who insist that there was no contact between western Eurasia, Central Asia, South Asia, Southeast Asia, and East Asia in antiquity:
"The Amber Trade along the Southwestern Silk Road from 600 BCE-220 CE." Lü, Jing et al. Palaeoentomology 8, no. 6 (December 29, 2025): 679-682. https://www.mapress.com/pe/article/view/palaeoentomology.8.6.10.
Abstract
Amber holds significant historical importance in China, symbolizing not only the glory of ancient Chinese art and culture but also reflecting the development of cross-regional trade in antiquity. Evidence shows that Burmese and Baltic amber became widely popular during the Han dynasty (202 BCE–220 CE) and could be imported through various routes (Liu et al., 2023a, b; Zhao et al., 2023; Li et al., 2025). During this period, the Euro-Asia Steppe Trade Road was predominantly used for the import of Baltic amber, while the Maritime Silk Route might also facilitate the amber trade (Li et al., 2025). Additionally, the Southwestern Silk Route is regarded as a crucial pathway for amber trade in ancient Southern China. This overland route stretched from Central China through the mountainous regions of Sichuan, Guizhou, and Yunnan, extending to Myanmar and other Southeast Asian countries (Elias, 2024). The ancient Ailao Regional States, serving as a key node along the Southwestern Silk Road, encompassed southwestern Yunnan (China), northern Myanmar, Thailand, Laos, and eastern Assam (India) (Sun, 2016). Notably, the territory of Ailao Regional States included the Burmese amber deposits in the northern Myanmar, which was also recorded in the Han historical records as the amber origin (Fan, 1965). In addition, several amber artifacts from the same period have been discovered in the Dian Kingdom, which is primarily located in Yunnan and borders the Ailao Regional States (Zhao, 2016). While there is considerable evidence suggesting that the Southwestern Silk Route played a significant role in the amber trade, there is a lack of empirical evidence detailing its specific functions in the transportation of amber.
Etymology
From Middle English ambre, aumbre, from Old French aumbre, ambre, from Arabic عَنْبَر (ʕanbar, “ambergris”), from Middle Persian (ʾnbl /ambar/, “ambergris”). Compare English lamber, ambergris. Displaced Middle English smulting (from Old English smelting (“amber”)), Old English eolhsand (“amber”), Old English glær (“amber”), and Old English sāp (“amber, resin, pomade”).
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- The nucleotide sequence "UAG" is named "amber" for the first person to isolate the amber mutation, California Institute of Technology graduate student Harris Bernstein, whose last name ("Bernstein") is the German word for the resin "amber".
The English word amber derives from Arabic ʿanbar عنبر from Middle Persian (ʾnbl /ambar/, "ambergris") via Middle Latin ambar and Middle French ambre. The word referred to what is now known as ambergris (ambre gris or "gray amber"), a solid waxy substance derived from the sperm whale. The word, in its sense of "ambergris", was adopted in Middle English in the 14th century.
In the Romance languages, the sense of the word was extended to Baltic amber (fossil resin) from as early as the late 13th century. At first called white or yellow amber (ambre jaune), this meaning was adopted in English by the early 15th century. As the use of ambergris waned, this became the main sense of the word.
The two substances ("yellow amber" and "gray amber") conceivably became associated or confused because they both were found washed up on beaches. Ambergris is less dense than water and floats, whereas amber is denser and floats only in concentrated saline, or strong salty seawater though less dense than stone.
The classical names for amber, Ancient Greek ἤλεκτρον (ēlektron) and one of its Latin names, electrum, are connected to a term ἠλέκτωρ (ēlektōr) meaning "beaming Sun". According to myth, when Phaëton, son of Helios (the Sun), was killed his mourning sisters became poplar trees, and their tears became elektron, amber. The word elektron gave rise to the words electric, electricity, and their relatives because of amber's ability to bear a charge of static electricity.
Electrifying!
Warms the cockles of your heart.
Selected readings
- "China Babel" (3/26/24) — with numerous important references
- "Celto-Sinica" (12/30/25)
- “Correspondences between Old Chinese and Proto-Celtic Words”, by Julie Lee Wei, Sino-Platonic Papers, 373 (December, 2025), 1-85.
- "Volts before Volta" (1/3/26)
- “The Baghdad Battery: Experimental Verification of a 2,000-Year-Old Device Capable of Driving Visible and Useful Electrochemical Reactions at over 1.4 Volts", by Alexander Bazes, Sino-Platonic Papers, 377 (January, 2026), 1-20.
- "Battery-Powered Prayers" (1/8/26)
- "The Trans-Eurasian Exchange: The Prehistory of Chinese Relations with the West", by Andrew Sherratt, published posthumously in Victor H. Mair, ed., Contact and Exchange in the Ancient World (Honolulu: University of Hawaii Press, 2006), pp. 30-61.
- Joyce C. White and Elizabeth G. Hamilton, “The transmission of early bronze technology to Thailand: new perspectives”, Journal of World Prehistory 22 (2009), 357–97 (Google Scholar)
- Hajni Elias, H, "The Southwest Silk Road: artistic exchange and transmission in early China," Bulletin of the School of Oriental and African Studies, 87 (2024), 319–344. https://doi.org/10.1017/S0041977X24000120
- "The Wool Road of Northern Eurasia" (4/12/21) — comment:
- Annie Gottlieb reminds me that there was also an Amber Road. I had written about that in various places, and was fascinated by the fact that there is clear evidence for flourishing trade along this route from the Baltic to the Mediterranean already during Neolithic times (although recent scholarship emphasizes the last three thousand years).
- — traceable right over the Alps.
- That further reminded me of this lecture that was given in my department on July 13, 2017: "Wine Road before the Silk Road: Hypotheses on the Origins of Chinese and Eurasian Drinking Culture". It was delivered by Peter Kupfer, Professor, Johannes Gutenberg University, Mainz, Germany.
- Liu, Q., Zhang, Y.H.., Li, X.P., Qin, X. & Li, Q.H. (2023b) Some amber artifacts excavated from tombs of the Han Dynasty in Hunan Province. Journal of Gems and Gemmology, 25, 146–157. https://doi.org/10.15964/j.cnki.027jgg.2023.04.013
- Luo, E.H. (2000) Chinese “Southwestern Silk Road” in the Han and Jin Dynasties. Journal of Sichuan University (Philosophy and Social Sciences Edition), 1, 84–105. [In Chinese]
- Na, X.X. (2020) The research of the gemmological characteristics and colour grading of Burmese amber. Kunming University of Science and Technology, Kunming, 34–40. [In Chinese]
- Shi, Z.T., Xin, C.X. & Wang, Y.M. (2023) Spectral characteristics of unique species of Burmese amber. Minerals, 13, 151. https://doi.org/10.3390/min13020151
- Sun, J. (2016) The spatio-temporal patterns and geographical imagination of ethnic groups in the Southwest of China, among Qin and Han Dynasties. China Social Sciences Press, Beijing, 530 pp. [In Chinese]
- The Archaeological Team of Guizhou Provincial Museum (1979) The tombs of the Han Dynasty in Xingyi and Xingren, Guizhou Province. Cult Relics, 5, 20–33. [In Chinese]
- Zhao, D. (2016). Exotic beads and pendants in Ancient China: From Western Zhou to Eastern Jin Dynasty. Science Press, Beijing, pp. 103–107. [In Chinese]
- Zhao, T., Peng, M.H., Yang, M.X., Lu, R., Wang, Y.M. & Li, Y. (2023) Effects of weathering on FTIR spectra and origin traceability of archaeological amber: The case of the Han Tomb of Haihun Marquis, China. Journal of Archaeological Science, 153, 105753. https://doi.org/10.1016/j.jas.2023.105753
- "Of a Persian spymaster and Viking Rus' in medieval East Asia: Scythia Koreana and Japanese Waqwaq" (6/1/25) — from Scandinavia to Korea and Japan; strikingly illustrated
- Victor H. Mair, "Language and Script: Biology, Archaeology, and (Pre)history", International Review of Chinese Linguistics, 1.1 (1996), 31-41 (large format, twin columns) — hard to get hold of, but well worth the effort
plus hundreds of Language Log posts documenting east-west contact in ancient times by Lucas Christopoulos, Brian Pellar, Sara de Rose, and others.
[Thanks to Ted McClure]

