Nautical Man (or, T.M.B. Pinafore)

So, as mentioned yesterday, I have been digging through old documents in the process of overhauling/updating my website, and one more thing I turned up was my Fall 2001 Pinafore filk:

( Nautical Man, Nautical Man, Smartest lad in the Royal N... )

Blissful refrains,
For he remains
An Englishman!

[HORNPIPE BREAK!]