Meme: Action Figures!

[chanaleh]

Ganked from perspicuity:

In the toy aisle of any shop all of the dolls come packaged with one or two "accessories". Barbie has her handbag, The Hulk has a big rock and Action Man always came with some sort of cool gizmo ...

If you could buy a chanaleh action figure, what would it come with?

If I were to go to a toy shop and buy a YOU action figure, which one or two little objects would be in your package with you?

(Editor's note: Not only that, think of the expansion possibilities! "chanaleh's Dream Cabrio[TM] sold separately." The mind boggles.)

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Yes, I had a perfectly lovely evening. Yes, I also looked at my Torah reading. Yes, I'm going to bed now.

Comments

[dsrtao]

Chanaleh comes with this exciting Macintosh G5 and 23" Apple Cinema Display, Batteries not included, some assembly required.

[chanaleh.livejournal.com]

Ooh! That would be snazzy, all right...

[ckd]

What, not the new 30" that requires a whole new video card?

[jessruth.livejournal.com]

Chanaleh comes complete with 24 carat gold Snoopy charm necklace and the entire Beatles CD collection. The complete works of Marge Piercy sold separately.

[chanaleh.livejournal.com]

Love it!!!

jessruth comes complete with TiVo remote and mini-Pride Flag. City Classroom Playset sold separately. Look for the new wardrobe line featuring an array of 47 different purple sweaters and the optional Schoolgirl Fetish Ensemble!

[jessruth.livejournal.com]

Oh, the marketing possibilities...LiveJournal action figures! This is way too much fun =)

[chanaleh.livejournal.com]

Also sold separately: Dream Date Emi[TM]! ;-)

[donnad.livejournal.com]

Chanaleh comes with a script for some stage production and a follow spot!

[imlad.livejournal.com]

Having met you only once (which should be remedied), I am slightly stumped by this one. Based purely on our conversation, I'd say the Talmud and Even dictionary on a memory card that goes into your snazzy Tungsten. As far as an accessory goes, hm... how about a sexy [fill in the blank of what appeals most to you] to privide live interpretation and commentary in real time with whatever else you wish for at that moment?

[palmwiz.livejournal.com]

My first thought was that the chanaleh action figure comes with a mini button maker. The Mac is clearly an add-on, with either display option available.

The palmwiz action figure clearly comes with a Palm Pilot.

[navrins]

What *is* your icon? It seems the wrong shape for the Gateway Arch or the transport device in Contact, and the wrong color to be Ringworld...

[navrins]

I don't know exactly what accessories the chanaleh action figure comes with, but the handy carrying case isn't quite big enough to hold them all. :-)

[dragonfriek.livejournal.com]

The chaneleh action figure comes with a button maker and russian-jew-boy whistle. ;)

The dragonfriek action figure comes with cat ears and aluminum powerbook.

[chanaleh.livejournal.com]

and russian-jew-boy whistle. ;)

Oh, man, this hurts my brain to contemplate right at the moment... for reasons I am not at liberty to disclose. :-}

[kvschwartz.livejournal.com]

you only date Russian Jews? what about half-German, half-Russian-Polish? not that I know anyone like that ... ahem ...

[chanaleh.livejournal.com]

no, I haven't actually dated any Russian Jews to my knowledge... but I did kiss one recently. Velikolepno.

[ckd]

The chanaleh action figure comes with a convention badge and a bag of buttons.

The ckd action figure comes with the Amazing ckd Action Belt with a Palm, cellphone, pager, iPod, and Victorinox Cybertool, unless you get the air travel version, which omits the Cybertool.

[greenlily.livejournal.com]

The chanaleh action figure comes with the Golden Hammer (awarded by MITG&SP to people who make themselves particularly valuable at set builds and strikes) and a Maenad costume. :)

I think the greenlily action figure comes with a big gray plastic toolbox full of Stuff, a cell phone (with a dead battery) and a bottle of Jolt RedEye.

[musicjill.livejournal.com]

chanaleh comes with a speak-and-chant torah (just ask it for the right portion!) and a full caddy of muffinbuttons.

musicjill comes with a guitar and folkdancing shoes :)

[kvschwartz.livejournal.com]

I don't have an intelligent answer, but I wanted to extend birthday wishes for tomorrow. :)

[chanaleh.livejournal.com]

hee hee, thanks!

I suspect the kvschwartz action figure comes packaged with a Moleskine notebook and a fully-stocked medicine cabinet...

[kvschwartz.livejournal.com]

The chanaleh action figure produces action sonnets.

(I guess I could add that the kvschwartz action figure plays "action chess", since that's a real thing (it means each side has 30 minutes total instead of 120 or so for the first 40 moves plus time increments thereafter).)

Speaking of which ... have you done any writing recently?

Unrelated note: it's too bad you didn't meet bram until right before he moved out to Ohio.